They Have It So Easy

You hear it all the time, women swapping stories or daydreaming about what it would be like to be a man: the hours you’d save from primping your hair, skin and nails, the ability to throw on whatever smells the cleanest, not to mention the skill to turn off all the thoughts they have running in their head and compartmentalize them and move on, the confidence in sporting a bit of a tummy to a complete beer gut, having a tiff with friends and ending it like nothing happened, not having to actually birth those babies, have a cycle, go through menopause and on and on and on.

But ladies, now, after a quick stroll through Nordy’s, there may be some hope:

Bring it on, equal opportunity.

Bring.it.on.